New York was surprisingly
easy to get used too. Things that seemed so weird at first, like being able to
walk everywhere you wanted to go, the dollar pizza on every corner becoming a primary
food group, and celebrity stalking after classes quickly became part of the
regular routine. Many things were really just variations of the things I went
through everyday living in Northern Virginia, like riding in a car versus riding
on the subway.
Traffic is at
its worst in the morning when people are going to work, and in the evening when
people are coming home from work. The subways are also jammed with people at
these times, and the trains run every four minutes instead of every 7 during
peak times. You would think that it would be much easier to ride the subway
during rush hour than sit on 95 for two hours every morning. Think again. You
will never appreciate sitting in a nice air conditioned cars staring into the abyss
of headlights in front of you until you ride the subway at 5pm every day and
are crammed in the cars like sardines with your nose pressed into someone’s
back. Not to mention, when you are in your car, the worst thing you have to
smell is some leftover McDonald’s breakfast wraps or possibly a skunk. On the
subway you get up close and personal with everyone whose deodorant wore off at
some point during the day. I actually came home and was thankful to sit in
traffic. It’s funny the things you come to appreciate.
Another
similarity between riding in a car and riding on the subway is the creepers. You
know, sometimes when you’re riding in your car and you stop at a light, you
look over and a creepy guy is leering at you looking for an excuse to talk to
you. When these things happen you just turn your music up, roll up the window,
and keep your eyes straight ahead until the light changes and you can peel out.
However, you do not have this luxury on the subway. When a creepy guy comes and
sits next to you and tells you he came to America looking for a wife, you do
not have the luxury of rolling up your window. This is where pepper spray comes
in handy. So the next time you’re stuck in traffic and the guy in the car next
to you is bordering on sexual harassment. Be thankful.
I really connected to this post because of the details. You put is *right* in the middle of the action. Well done! I wonder: did you ever have to use pepper spray on anyone on the subway? Maybe NYC is only for those people who can handle the daily lost-personal-space? (Or those who can afford a taxi!)
ReplyDeleteYou could enhance this post by finding some psychological articles on personal space/commuting. I'm sure they're out there. I wonder how many other people would trade for the I-95 commute?
You post is very detailed. I understand your post completly, I do prefer the luxery of my car over a subway anyday. As a guy however,I don't have to worry about the creepers as much but I do keep my guard up while being with people.
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